How Not to Leave a Phone Message

Many of us phone novices are guilty of this…  Do not leave your phone message like this:

My name is [x] with [y]

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… two minutes later …

My number is [blur]

My cell number is [blur]

My name is [x]

I have to replay/navigate to the end of the message to get the phone number. With cell phone message functionality this works okay, however, I don’t have my voicemail shortcuts memorized, so I’m stuck re-listening to the whole message.

Also, the only thing you repeated was your name. That’s moderately useful, but your contact info is far more important. If I don’t have that, remembering what your name is is useless.

I would personally prefer a script like this:

Hi, my name is [x] with [y].

My number is [spoken while you write it down].

My cell number is [spoken while you write it down].

I’m calling about [n].  [Maybe a second sentence goes here].

Again, my name is [x] with [y].

My number is [spoken while you write it down].

My cell number is [spoken while you write it down].

Please don’t try to solve the issues you’re calling about on the message. There’d be no reason to call in that case.