…you need either considerably more or considerably less fiber in your diet.
I can only imagine the horror of the person on the other end of the line as you’re working through a problem and an automatic power flusher goes off.
Worse yet, imagine this being a conference call that someone has on speakerphone. Half of the office will experience the joy of every restroom sound.
I may just have to intentionally set off the power flusher a few times while I’m the stall next time.