Keep your motivational sayings to yourself and not in my email.

I appreciate that you love your job, or that you at least have a daily affirmation that you repeat to tell yourself that you do.

Do you know who reads your motivational saying when you use it in your signature line?  Hint:  It’s not you.

Yes, that’s right.  Everyone else reads your motivational saying.  It gets attached to every request for help.  It gets attached to every reminder to fill out my bureaucratic paperwork.  It gets attached to every admonition that you send out.

Now I know why you enjoy your job.  You’re making us miserable with being a bureaucratic task master.

Think about the perception of that email signature.